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BlobJob Falcon Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:03 pm

FlameWeaverFalcon88 wrote:What do I mean by "unrealistic pieces of grabastic garbage in the history of NR2k3"? You'd already know! It's the two leagues on EFR. TM Masterbating Communists, er, um Master Cup and ARLA. Okay. Do you want to REALLY know WHY I pulled Fortner out of EFR? TMMC is NOT what it used to be when I first heard of it a couple of years back. I thought it was cool. It was a very creative. But now TMMC is no where near what it used to be.

Look at it this way. The points system sucks ASS. I hate the new 2011 points system to be quite honest, and to tell you what I think about it, I can care less who's the champion. The racing is unrealistic. Just like Michael Sykes said, some of the drivers there are a bunch of cabbages and some drive like them. I probably shouldn't have put Fortner in TMMC to begin with because little did I know how low this was going to be. I thought for a while that TMMC was the NASCAR Sprint Cup of EFR. But guess what? It's just F1 Lite on a stock car body! Kiss my ass TM Master Cup! Fortner kicked your asses out of the water when it went to ISC/PRL and won FOUR races! Fortner won Talladega in WRA! Fortner even won a modified championship! How do you like me know, bitches?! Yeah, TMMC is the least of my upsetting attitude. How about ARLA? For one thing, none of the user-created drivers EVER won an ARLA race. NONE! 80% of all of Ceej's drivers wins 90% of all of the ARLA races. And I have a feeling that 80% of Ceej's created drivers will do it again! ARLA is a curse!

To be honest, when Ceej bantered at me saying to take my advice on not bitching at little trivial things, it was like he was saying "shove it up your ass, BJ Falcon!" with that attitude. Well, guess what, this grudge I hold against Ceej will not be let go. I won't hold back on my grudge against Ceej, because his league and Cooper's TMMC league is the most unrealistic piece of grabastic garbage in the history of NASCAR Racing 2003 Season. They should NEVER have existed if they were going to where they are now.

Okay. Some of that didn't make any sense, but I want to get it out of my head to prove why I left EFR and will NOT return to EFR. No disrespect to Antknee or Woody, or even Scott, but I just don't want to deal with little trivial bullshit is all. I got better things to worry about. TMMC and ARLA? Kiss my royal Daytona USA ass!

MY NAME IS BLOBJOB FALCON AND ALL I DO IS BE A RAGING CUNTHOEL RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Daniel Leckliter Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:04 pm

BlobJob Falcon wrote:
FlameWeaverFalcon88 wrote:What do I mean by "unrealistic pieces of grabastic garbage in the history of NR2k3"? You'd already know! It's the two leagues on EFR. TM Masterbating Communists, er, um Master Cup and ARLA. Okay. Do you want to REALLY know WHY I pulled Fortner out of EFR? TMMC is NOT what it used to be when I first heard of it a couple of years back. I thought it was cool. It was a very creative. But now TMMC is no where near what it used to be.

Look at it this way. The points system sucks ASS. I hate the new 2011 points system to be quite honest, and to tell you what I think about it, I can care less who's the champion. The racing is unrealistic. Just like Michael Sykes said, some of the drivers there are a bunch of cabbages and some drive like them. I probably shouldn't have put Fortner in TMMC to begin with because little did I know how low this was going to be. I thought for a while that TMMC was the NASCAR Sprint Cup of EFR. But guess what? It's just F1 Lite on a stock car body! Kiss my ass TM Master Cup! Fortner kicked your asses out of the water when it went to ISC/PRL and won FOUR races! Fortner won Talladega in WRA! Fortner even won a modified championship! How do you like me know, bitches?! Yeah, TMMC is the least of my upsetting attitude. How about ARLA? For one thing, none of the user-created drivers EVER won an ARLA race. NONE! 80% of all of Ceej's drivers wins 90% of all of the ARLA races. And I have a feeling that 80% of Ceej's created drivers will do it again! ARLA is a curse!

To be honest, when Ceej bantered at me saying to take my advice on not bitching at little trivial things, it was like he was saying "shove it up your ass, BJ Falcon!" with that attitude. Well, guess what, this grudge I hold against Ceej will not be let go. I won't hold back on my grudge against Ceej, because his league and Cooper's TMMC league is the most unrealistic piece of grabastic garbage in the history of NASCAR Racing 2003 Season. They should NEVER have existed if they were going to where they are now.

Okay. Some of that didn't make any sense, but I want to get it out of my head to prove why I left EFR and will NOT return to EFR. No disrespect to Antknee or Woody, or even Scott, but I just don't want to deal with little trivial bullshit is all. I got better things to worry about. TMMC and ARLA? Kiss my royal Daytona USA ass!

MY NAME IS BLOBJOB FALCON AND ALL I DO IS BE A RAGING CUNTHOEL RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

QUOTED FOR TRUTH!

Pig Destroyer Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:36 pm

Ceej Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:38 pm

80% of all of Ceej's drivers wins 90% of all of the ARLA races. And I have a feeling that 80% of Ceej's created drivers will do it again!

Learn math.

but based on how the 2011 ARLA Elite Series season has gone, out of the 33 races (15 races had the two-heat format, then you have the Rookie Shootout, 150 Laps of Dwyer, and Rockford 200), Ceej's drivers only won 12 of those races. Based on the law of percentage (12 divided by 33), what you end up with is .363 (and many many numbers), but rounded down, it's just a tick over 36%.

This man knows math.

BlobJob Falcon Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:40 pm

BUT I CAN'T LERN METHS BECAUSE IM FROM EAST BUMFUCK MONTANA

Block Camphausen Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:20 pm

Pig Destroyer wrote:
8. Fortner didn't win in TMMC and won in all other leagues:
There's an obvious rigging in one of these series, i'll let you guys figure it out. It's the one that involves BJ the most.

I don't rig my series. I have no idea who you are but I just lost an ass ton of respect for you claiming I rig my series.

Pig Destroyer Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:02 pm

Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
8. Fortner didn't win in TMMC and won in all other leagues:
There's an obvious rigging in one of these series, i'll let you guys figure it out. It's the one that involves BJ the most.
I don't rig my series. I have no idea who you are but I just lost an ass ton of respect for you claiming I rig my series.

Thought it was BJ ran series.

Either way BJ's a fucking crybaby who whines when people try to help him.

Block Camphausen Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:15 pm

Pig Destroyer wrote:
Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
8. Fortner didn't win in TMMC and won in all other leagues:
There's an obvious rigging in one of these series, i'll let you guys figure it out. It's the one that involves BJ the most.
I don't rig my series. I have no idea who you are but I just lost an ass ton of respect for you claiming I rig my series.
Thought it was BJ ran series.

PRL (Formally ISC) is my series. Way to jump to conclusions. -_-

Pig Destroyer Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:23 pm

When BJ wins 4 races I'm left to believe it's his league that he is rigging for himself. Sorry i don't follow your league...;/

bungaree Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:27 pm

Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
8. Fortner didn't win in TMMC and won in all other leagues:
There's an obvious rigging in one of these series, i'll let you guys figure it out. It's the one that involves BJ the most.
I don't rig my series. I have no idea who you are but I just lost an ass ton of respect for you claiming I rig my series.
Thought it was BJ ran series.
PRL (Formally ISC) is my series. Way to jump to conclusions. -_-

Defensive much?

Block Camphausen Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:50 pm

dumbpalooza wrote:
Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
8. Fortner didn't win in TMMC and won in all other leagues:
There's an obvious rigging in one of these series, i'll let you guys figure it out. It's the one that involves BJ the most.
I don't rig my series. I have no idea who you are but I just lost an ass ton of respect for you claiming I rig my series.
Thought it was BJ ran series.
PRL (Formally ISC) is my series. Way to jump to conclusions. -_-

Defensive much?

I don't like being accused of crap I didn't do. Is that such a problem?

kornography Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:55 pm

FlameWeaverFalcon88 wrote: To be honest, when Ceej bantered at me saying to take my advice on not bitching at little trivial things, it was like he was saying "shove it up your ass, BJ Falcon!" with that attitude.!

...you're kidding right? You seriously could not have misinterpreted that quote any worse than you just did.

Ben Atkins Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:35 pm

Has anybody imagined what it's like to have sex with a meat grinder?

Block Camphausen Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:36 pm

Navycook75 wrote:Has anybody imagined what it's like to have sex with a meat grinder?

ArmyCheif57 is the king of trolls.

Fatzinni Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:34 pm

Navycook75 wrote:Has anybody imagined what it's like to have sex with a meat grinder?

I lost my virginity to a vacuum.

Pig Destroyer Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:45 pm

Navycook75 wrote:Has anybody imagined what it's like to have sex with a meat grinder?

I actually tried it. :feelsgoodman:

Bill Johnson Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:59 pm

Navycook75 wrote:Has anybody imagined what it's like to have sex with a meat grinder?

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Daniel Leckliter Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:29 pm

Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
8. Fortner didn't win in TMMC and won in all other leagues:
There's an obvious rigging in one of these series, i'll let you guys figure it out. It's the one that involves BJ the most.
I don't rig my series. I have no idea who you are but I just lost an ass ton of respect for you claiming I rig my series.
Thought it was BJ ran series.
PRL (Formally ISC) is my series. Way to jump to conclusions. -_-

CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

Block Camphausen Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:55 pm

Cave Johnson wrote:
Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
8. Fortner didn't win in TMMC and won in all other leagues:
There's an obvious rigging in one of these series, i'll let you guys figure it out. It's the one that involves BJ the most.
I don't rig my series. I have no idea who you are but I just lost an ass ton of respect for you claiming I rig my series.
Thought it was BJ ran series.
PRL (Formally ISC) is my series. Way to jump to conclusions. -_-

CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

....who said I was angry? Just hate when people pull "facts" out of their ass.

Fatzinni Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:39 am

Block Camphausen wrote:
Cave Johnson wrote:
Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
Block Camphausen wrote:
Pig Destroyer wrote:
8. Fortner didn't win in TMMC and won in all other leagues:
There's an obvious rigging in one of these series, i'll let you guys figure it out. It's the one that involves BJ the most.
I don't rig my series. I have no idea who you are but I just lost an ass ton of respect for you claiming I rig my series.
Thought it was BJ ran series.
PRL (Formally ISC) is my series. Way to jump to conclusions. -_-

CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
....who said I was angry? Just hate when people pull "facts" out of their ass.

My turds are considered facts because they're real. They come from my ass. Razz

**ArmyChef57** Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:38 am

Gimme a fucking break, BJ. You do terrible in TMMC: RAEGQIUT. You do terrible in ARLA: RAEGQIUT. You do terrible in PCCCS: RAEGQIUT. Anything you fail in, you all out get pissed about it and leave. Also, when you GIVE YOURSELF advice, you fail to take it, so don't complain if you finish forty-freakin'-second in a league. Otherwise, people aren't gonna take too kindly to that.

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